Atlas Rendered – Spicy Chip

Atlas Rendered - Spicy Chip


Ryan Lindsey:
Dillon and I are eating the spicy chip because we did not get our contract signed last week. So spicy chips on the table, and how long can you last before getting owned? Oh, oh God.

Can you go one hour? You’re invincible.
30 minutes, you’re supercharged.
10 minutes is powerful.
And five minutes is powerless.

Dillon Slattery:
I might be powerless. It’s before eating or drinking anything. Now just so you know, in front of us, we have tissues. We have corn chips, celery, peanut butter. We have some antacid and some milk over on the side.

Dillon Slattery:
So what do we need to do… Oh, so there’s a little sign there. Hopefully we get to hang this up afterwards. What are we supposed to do here?

Ryan Lindsey:
I think you just open it up and eat it. I’m terrified. It’s not even a matter of being nervous.

Dillon Slattery:
Hold on, hold on. I’m going to read the stages.
Round one is the spicy punch.
Round two is the scorpion king.
Round three is vision disruptor.
Round four is gut slash.

Ryan Lindsey:
That’s what I’m not looking forward to.

Dillon Slattery:
Round five is roasted. Oh, man.

Ryan Lindsey:
I don’t know if these toilets were made for this. I think you just give it a go.

Dillon Slattery:
Do we just put it in? Do we just chew and swallow?

Ryan Lindsey:
I think. I don’t know. This is going on the internet so we don’t want to be a little b*****.

Dillon Slattery:
Oh, mine’s broken in half, which is good. I’m just going to kind of shove it in.

Ryan Lindsey:
Yes.

Ryan Lindsey:
It builds. It just keeps building.
Dillon Slattery:
It’s the air. The air makes it worse.

Ryan Lindsey:
Oh, dear God.

Dillon Slattery:
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Dillon Slattery:
It’s hot. I’m so hot. I’m going in, man. I’m going for the celery.

Ryan Lindsey:
Oh my God.

Ryan Lindsey:
I don’t want to breathe. Jesus Christ.

Dillon Slattery:
That’s only a temporary relief.

Ryan Lindsey:
Holy sh**. It doesn’t go away.

Dillon Slattery:
Why is my eye burning? It’s just not getting better?

Ryan Lindsey:
Who would do that for an hour?

Dillon Slattery:
I think I might throw up.

Ryan Lindsey:
We’re going to go cry for a while. We’ll see you later.

Dillon Slattery:
Bye.
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